Jade Man

for me its the sound of a train horn. I understand why train horns exist. I understand they are largely used for the safety of the train and for cars on the road. I understand they are probably supposed to be really loud and annoying so that they are sufficiently effective. I understand they are a warning. None of this makes me hate the sound any less. I’m trying to imagine the laboratory where they came up with the sound for a train horn and I imagine the inventors were all bitter, jaded men who were bullied in school and subsequently held a grudge against human life so they came up with this sound to inflict as much pain as possible on the populace of earth for treating them with anything less than Deity-like awe and wonder. They are terrible men. But they are, of course, having the last laugh.
omg Meerkat, the shuffling of feet is THE SECOND MOST ANNOYING SOUND! ur so right.